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fructard 

A stupid Vegan or Vegetarian person who forces their views on other people.
My girlfriend is such a "Fructard", she won't even let me eat Fritos Bean Dip! She says it has lard in it and lard comes from pigs. Who cares!? She is such a Fructard!
fructard by Yahoodie May 16, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.
That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!
fuctard by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003
Related Words
"shut up fuctard"
fuctard by tendo April 19, 2003

frubtard 

a word used for people making dumb ass, Frustrating jokes that no one laughs at.
its not an ip grabber frubtard
frubtard by smarttard July 11, 2022
George Bush is a fuctard.
fuctard by David McRandom February 8, 2005

Frustard 

when your drunk or extremely tired and you ask your friends to go and get some frozen custard, it comes out frustard.
lets go get some frustard after where done at the bar.
Frustard by Moodster08 November 28, 2009
This is an expansion on the commonly used term retard. more exclusively a shorter version of the excellent remark of F+++IN RETARD. This can be used in a wide variety of situations and is just down right hilarious.
person #1: "Hey so have you talked to soandso today?

you: "God, I hope not! last time I called him that FUCTARD talked forever and wouldnt let me off the phone!"

OR ... Man, stop acting like such a FUCTARD.
Fuctard by -HatersMadeMeFamous- February 26, 2010
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