Front Pager

A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.

DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.

by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006

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by Milkiekid March 27, 2021

front page

first thing you see.

I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.

by T. Polkinghorne March 24, 2008

Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP)

When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) and you are sincerely in love with them and want the world of Facebook to know. Facebook Official Front Page aka FBOFP means you are wifed up

They have been dating for 3 years and he doesn't even cheat on her, no wonder they are Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP). I bet they get married soon!

by Goooooooo July 20, 2010

Front Page

A Man/Woman so hot they could be on the cover of a magazine.

" That Bartender over there is so front page."

by subject313 January 4, 2013

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by gytbvhfurncjdienxksowmzlapq February 24, 2021

Front page news

This phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. This varies from user to user.

Scenario 1-
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."

Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"

by The Sock Maniac August 8, 2009