A sport so intense that the graphic nature of it cannot be dictated properly by words alone. It can only be witnessed for one to truly grasp the concept.

The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.

The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.

Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.

USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!

Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.
Brittany had an unfair advantage at frito basketball! She wore glasses and a turtleneck shirt!
by go_diego_go November 7, 2010
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