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frinjury 

A frat injury. An injury, to a beastly frat guy, that he suffers during a night of drinking. At the time of the Frinjury, you're like "ow that hurts." You then keep crushing, and think nothing of it.

The next morning, however, when you wake up, god help you. Not only are you in a lot of pain, but you remember the "spill" you took, or whatever caused the Frinjury. You're reaction is then "wow, that's why it feels like I shattered my knee cap," or "that bruise is the size of a country." (usually with the bruises, someone else notices, thus leading to a fratty interaction.)
Brah I suffered a major frinjury last night. I took a break from macking on this sorostitute and slamming beers to take a piss and I tripped and busted my head open.
frinjury by DeucesXL2 January 4, 2010
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Fake-injury
She's so fake! Did you hear about that finjury? She can't play now
Finjury by Finjury February 23, 2017
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When your fringe isn't looking how you want it, or refuses to stay in it's place.
-"Dude, What's with the hair?"
-"I'm Frinjured"
Frinjured by Shreddergirl<3 October 16, 2008