Fried Squirrel 

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

Fried Squirrel by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014

Squirrel friend

Reference among drag queens to refer to other drag queens, especially those that hide their nuts.

"Greetings squirrel friends!" ~ RuPaul
"Can I borrow your wig? We are squirrel friends, right?"

Squirrel friend by Not RuPaul December 15, 2013

Squirrel Friend

A good female friend, tight girl buddy. You are not BFFs, but you are close enough to share the casual crap of daily life.

OMG what a shit day at the office! I'm calling my squirrel friends to meet me for happy hour.

Squirrel Friend by thepipster November 27, 2012

Squirrel-friend 

Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.

Haley is such a squirrel-friend!

Squirrel-friend by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014

squirrel friend

A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.

Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!

squirrel friend by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007

Squirrel Friend

A bitch who a dude uses for sexual activites; Also a bitch who a dude shares his "nuts" with; A squirrel friend can be a bitch or a dude.

Most bitches at the club are not wifey material, but definitely a squirrel friend! :)

Squirrel Friend by justAwhiteGIRL January 3, 2010

squirrel friend

A female who is all about swallowing and saving it for later.

Your squirrel friend seems to be storing nuts for the up coming winter months.

squirrel friend by recliners December 15, 2009