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A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.
"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"
by Diet Sun Drop June 01, 2014
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