Freshmove

When a college freshman does something or says something that only a freshman would say/do.

Worrying about falling off your lofted bed the first night. #totalfreshmove

Asking for a list of names of people in your classes. #totalfreshmove

Taking one class and deciding a new major. #totalfreshmove

by Freshmover September 22, 2011

fleshmometer

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.

When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.

by JohanMack February 20, 2018

freshcore

the combination of the slang terms "fresh" and "hardcore"

did you see billy take a crap in that mailbox? hes so freshcore right now

by discal April 28, 2008

freshmoreunior

Someone who is taking freshman classes, sophomore classes, and junior classes. If they take senior classes then, you can call them dumb.

Aaron failed many classes. Now he is a freshmoreunior.

And I oop-

by esanoljosh October 16, 2019

froshmore

An annoying freshman who thinks they're the shit and tries to hang out with all upperclassmen, usually sophomores. They stick their noses up at their fellow freshmen and act as if they are superior (this tends to make them hated by their class). They don't seem to realize that they'll be screwed senior year...

*spirit week, class color day*

Freshman Kate: Ellie, why are you wearing green? We're freshmen...our color is yellow.

Froshmore Ellie: Because i hate all the freshmen and all my close, presonal friends are sophomores. So i might as well be a sophomore.

Freshman Kate: *mutters* Wannabe. (walks away)

by McJagger47 December 16, 2009

freshmore

A student in his/her second year of high school who has failed too many classes to be considered a sophomore.

"Dale's a ninth-grader? I know I saw him around last year."
"Yeah, he's a freshmore."

by CWall55 February 6, 2007

Freshmire

To pull a Freshmire is to ruin a funny joke or conversation by saying something irrelevant or stupid.

Friend One- Did you watch Family guy last night?
Friend Two- Yeah when stewie beat the hell out of brian for his money?
Friend One- Yeah man when he beat him with the golf club i about lost it!
Friend Two- I know or with the flame Thrower!
Friend Three- Hahahaha yeah like George Clooney!
Friend One- Omfg you just pulled a Freshmire
Friend Two- jesus christ i forgot what i was laughing about.

by Antonio32hundred January 24, 2011