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FreshPilled 

When someone is too far gone and can’t be saved.
I wish I could help that dude, but he’s FreshPilled so there’s no saving him!
FreshPilled by FreshPicked November 10, 2020
The opposite of friendship. Similar to friend or foe.
We no longer have a friendship group because Emily ruined it as she is a bitch, so now we have a foeship group.
Pronounced (fre, shap, pul)
A sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. Coined by internet legend and lolcow Christine Weston Chandler or simply Chris-Chan. Probably a rip off of freshavodao.
A: "I went to the store and bought a bag of apples and when I arrived at home it was a bag of oranges"
B: "You had a freshappl bro"
Freshappl by Jocomol May 9, 2021

Freshpotted 

When an arrogant & condescending person pulls you aside, puts on a fresh pot of coffee, and either gives you a lecture or asks you for an undeserved personal favor
I thought that Jackson invited me over for lunch, but I ended up getting freshpotted for 2 hours
Freshpotted by Lickmi Hymen January 1, 2019

Champagne Freshies 

Fresh snow powder. The snow looks like it has bubbles rising when the sun hits it during "first tracks" -- when you get to the snow first
Neuwy Snowboarder - Oh brah oh brah! Drove up to Vail back bowls and saw the champagne freshies...tore it up brah...pure heaven

Lame Office Guy - Oh I'll get the crud on saturday

Neuwy Snowboarder - Ahhh thats totally not gnar bro, once you feel the champagne freshies, nothing else matters
Champagne Freshies by IDunkLe April 3, 2011

freshperson 

The professor used freshperson on a survey instead of freshman, he was later laughed at until the cows came home.
freshperson by brendan September 9, 2004