free press

When your mum irons pants (trousers in Europe) for you.

Oh, I didn't do the ironing part of the laundry today, Dad. We've got free press.

by [PRIVATE] June 10, 2016

Detroit Free Press

When you are about to engage in sexual relations with a obese african american and you press her fat rolls together and begin penetrating the crease of the rolls like it were an anus or vagina....etc

Hey man I had This big girl last night man she was a freak, I ran the Detroit Free Press on her ass.

by green2009 April 15, 2011