Frosting A Log 

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.

I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.

Frosting A Log by boowack2000 May 20, 2010

Frosting your turd 

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.

Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.

Frosting your turd by Gavroy January 10, 2016

meat frosting 

Bacon

Hey, Did you order that burger with bacon?

Hell yeah! I don't eat any meat without Meat Frosting.

meat frosting by 69eater March 30, 2012

vanilla frosting 

glazed in human nectar

she came out of the bedroom with vanilla frosting all over her face.

vanilla frosting by pink sock 4321 December 14, 2010

frosting her cupcakes 

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

frosting her cupcakes by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

frosting the perimeter 

When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.

“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”

“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”

“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”

frosting the perimeter by GerthPaul November 16, 2022

Fratting 

As much a state of mind as an action: unambiguously displaying confidence, intelligence, wealth, style and class while maintaining a positive, lackadaisical, attitude. One who truly fratts hard never forgets the value of having a good time or the responsibilities to which he is obligated.

Fratting includes but is not limited to, golfing, drinking, deep sea fishing, boating, sitting in the sun while at a pool or beach and finally denouncing guidos by any and every means necessary.

Fratting by RedButtons December 25, 2009