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May be seen during various COD and Team Fortress games; an easy headshot.

Aliases include franvestite, fransexual and tread_softly when attempting to adopt a feminine guise.

Makes amazing toasted cheese sandwiches with fancy bread when you're scuppered at 5am.
Who's that hiding in that abandoned building? Why it's Franpon! *headshot*
Franpon by tread_softly July 31, 2009
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frankonomics 

the theory of reallocating funds away from an abortion you
didn’t need but had tricked yourself into believing was your fate. When the
funds are left with no purpose you have effectively created a surplus of
income to be exhausted in the quickest manner you see fit.

Oh that crazy girl Frances and her Frankonomics
frankonomics by Hockinson March 16, 2009

Franconia Corn Dog 

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.
"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!
Franconia Corn Dog by Gornlo January 24, 2011

Dirty Franson 

The act of when having anal sex, cumming in his/her ass and then fisting the anus.
Phil gave Caroline the Dirty Franson of her life last night.
Dirty Franson by Doctaa101 February 5, 2012
The most dead inside lookin' person to ever live. Wears glasses and can't look away from their phone. Goes to some weird ass school called Rancho.
Frandon = definition of dead inside
Frandon by Lolipopdays June 16, 2019

Franconia Ski Club 

Sick ski racing program at Cannon Mountain in Franconia, NH. Has some great skiers, and gets top results every year. Trains with Holderness School.
Lets go train slalom on Gary's with Franconia Ski Club. Then we can go hang out in Ernies.

Francoñofobia 

Irrational hate to France and everything realated to it.
Mi Francoñofobia me impide cruzar los Pirineos.
My Francoñofobia doesn't let me cross the Pirineos.
Francoñofobia by Furro hot January 29, 2023