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An extremely large, intelligent, loving man-like creature that is horrendously scarred up from surgeries to keep him functioning and protecting his suamensch from other Frankensquatchs.
Dude, I was at the beach the other day and this Frankensquatch took his shirt off and I almost garpped, but I didn't go anywhere near his saumensch lest I end up scarred up as well.

The human race will virtually wipe itself out in a few hundred years so don't bother having anymore kids, cause that's just one more person to suck up natural resources and to have that many more kids, dooming the human race that much faster and these future generations will only end up suffering. There will end up being a few scattered clusters of scarred up resilient humans, living throughout the world. Creating a super huge, smart, humanoid, that will take over the world, because of their resilience, intelligence and ability to survive. They will be smart enough not to overpopulate, industrialize and consume all the natural resources so fast that everything will eventually be destroyed.
by JD² August 01, 2010
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