Frankensquatch 

An extremely large, intelligent, loving man-like creature that is horrendously scarred up from surgeries to keep him functioning and protecting his suamensch from other Frankensquatchs.

Dude, I was at the beach the other day and this Frankensquatch took his shirt off and I almost garpped, but I didn't go anywhere near his saumensch lest I end up scarred up as well.

The human race will virtually wipe itself out in a few hundred years so don't bother having anymore kids, cause that's just one more person to suck up natural resources and to have that many more kids, dooming the human race that much faster and these future generations will only end up suffering. There will end up being a few scattered clusters of scarred up resilient humans, living throughout the world. Creating a super huge, smart, humanoid, that will take over the world, because of their resilience, intelligence and ability to survive. They will be smart enough not to overpopulate, industrialize and consume all the natural resources so fast that everything will eventually be destroyed.

Frankensquatch by JD² August 1, 2010

frankensnatch 

The new vagina of a man after sexual reassignment surgery,particularly gruesome in appearance during the initial stages of the healing process.

Jonny went into the hospital and came out jane. To prove that he was now a woman he gave us a look see at his new frankensnatch that was still in stitches. It was a hungry looking thing that could make any grown man cry.

frankensnatch by illinforyu August 11, 2009

Frankensnatch 

This term is used when women quite simply have gone way too far artificially to achieve higher self-esteem that you wonder what she has also had done to her vagina in her vain efforts.

A woman who has had more plastic surgery than necessary.

- more peircings than skin.

- more tanning than her hand-bag.

- more ink than a comic book.

I won't date Betty because I'm afraid of Frankensnatch.

Frankensnatch by bbwjill December 11, 2011