Frankenfriendly

A person who claims to be your friend, or has made it abundantly clear that they are your friend, even so they are so monstrously deformed or socially inadequate that no persons, other than the equally afflicted, would countenance their existence, let alone being chums.

Origin: Used metaphorically by pretentious 1970's film buff Goths and macabre people/failed scientists.

Most popular in: 1974 - Mel Brook's movie Young Frankenstein released and the stage musical "Buddy" most popular musical in Western Hemisphere.

Julie: "What the living nightmare on earth is THAT?!"
Julie's friend: "Quick, get in the car! ...he's coming over, oh...."
Frankenfriendly: "ww3453tr"E£$%£$TT" (completely incomprehensible as mouth so hideously deformed and has not been allowed to enter an education system.)
Julie & Julie's friend: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrgggg..." (driving away rather quickly, perhaps even hitting/running over Frankenfriendly, which is not a problem as he couldn't look any worse.)

Frankenfriendly by Pink Hippo Lover January 30, 2014

Frankenfriendship

The term 'Frankenfriendship' originated in 2019. It was derived from the old English frēond which is of Germanic origin and combined with the prefix Franken-, a back-formation from Frankenstein. The former also relates to Dutch vriend and German Freund, from an Indo-European root meaning ‘to love’.

Pronunciation : /ˈfraŋkənfrɛn(d)ʃɪp/

Propper noun: Frankenfriendship; plural noun: this is a singular event.

1) This jargon is used to designate somewhat of a peculiar and/or complicated, but euphoric relationship between two persons. The prefix denotes a modified version of something that is seen as unnatural or grotesque, whereas the stem (friendship) refers to a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of family relations. A Frankenfrienship is characterized by feelings of extreme excitement, intensity and blissfulness. Moreover, a combination of Philophobia and Tachophobia is regarded as a characteristic attribute of a conventional Frankenfrienship. That is, the one individual means to say I love you, but is too timid to do so.

-"Although Andre and Milene are not dating, they do indulge in a Frankenfriendship"

Similar: relationship with a 'gross needy koala'; pending indelible relationship.

Visual aid: youtu.be/Ug_JiZtvxaM
- This video depicts the consequences of a legitimate Frankenfrienship between two individuals, such as the aforementioned exemplars, Andre and Milene...

Frankenfriendship by The other floob May 22, 2020

frankenfriend 

Fake friends put in to your life by government spies like COINTELPRO

New buddy mirrors your personality and sucks up to your interests then becomes nosy and influencing, most likely a fake Frankenfriend.

frankenfriend by On parole April 5, 2017