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Fourword 

A fourword is a response sent via text message that signals lack of interest in a conversation. These responses often include four words or less. Fourwords are especially common when dealing with two persons, one who has a romantic interest in the other and one who wants nothing to do with the aforementioned interested party. The indifference possessed by sender is often unnoticed by the recipient, because they are so interested that they overlook the short response, see it as a legitimate response, and proceed to respond in a much longer fashion. People who receive fourwords should notice the signs, and seek other options for their love lives.
Noun: Oh man. You need a new chick. You wrote a paragraph but all you got back was a fourword.

Adj: I can't believe she sent back a fourword response. I'm moving on.

Verb: "Man seeking woman who is interested in a relationship that invovles much more than simple fourwording."
Fourword by textking June 18, 2009
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Going Fourword 

to use a positive a positive four-letter word
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fast forword 

the most useless thing that a middle school student can do. it is for babies and not for 13 year olds. all you do is sit there and do nothing. it is useless.
you want to go to school and learn
no imma just do fast forword
fast forword by ihatethisreeeeeee February 22, 2019

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026