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Fort Salonga, NY 

Fort Salonga is a quite town located near the Long Island Sound. The town is very wooded and they are numerous secluded homes. the houses range from middle class to the rich. It is a predominately a white town. There is basically nothing to do here except go to Callahan's beach or to one of the private beaches located on the Long island Sound. The High School is located in Kings Park. All the rich kids that attend Kings Park High School are from Fort Salonga.
Fort Salonga, NY by summer22 June 16, 2009
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Fort Salonga, NY 

Fort Salonga is a small part of Northport & Kings Park, Its a bunch of White Kids and Mexicans Who Loiter Around IGA and Callahan Beach All Day Then At Night Do Alot Of Drugs and Commit Small Time Crimes Such As Burgalries and Property Damages Just Because They Want Hood Respect. Then Give Them Self Nicknames Like FS-Hood and Fort-Stompya & Graffiti That All Over Town.
Fort Salonga, NY aka FS-HOOD

Fort Salonga, NY

Although, I don't live here, I wish I did. It's a quiet wealthy town on the north shore of Long Island. Its not gaudy like Dix Hills either, it has a very classy feel. It's a hamlet in Northport (hence the zip code). Residents enjoy the private beaches, golf course, and the village. Its an amazing place to live if you are fortunate enough to afford the high taxes and high property values.

The school district depends... Majority of peoples kids go to Northport schools, but if you live in the kings park district side, you'll pay for a private education. (that's what I've heard from parents who actually live here)

I work in HVAC and worked on a bunch of houses here... The wealth here is mind-blowing. new to newish 5000 SQ ft houses, huge yards, Maybach's, Bentleys and Porsches in the garage.
Josh: "Damn, we should move to Fort Salonga, NY"
Amanda: "We can't afford it..."

Fort Salonga, NY

Although, I don't live here, I wish I did. It's a quiet wealthy town on the north shore of Long Island. Its not gaudy like Dix Hills either, it has a very classy feel. It's a hamlet in Northport (hence the zip code). Residents enjoy the private beaches, golf course, and the village. Its an amazing place to live if you are fortunate enough to afford the high taxes and high property values.

The school district depends... Majority of peoples kids go to Northport schools, but if you live in the kings park district side, you'll pay for a private education. (that's what I've heard from parents who actually live here)

I work in HVAC and worked on a bunch of houses here... The wealth here is mind-blowing. new to newish 5000 SQ ft houses, huge yards, Maybach's, Bentleys and Porsches in the garage.
Josh: "Damn, we should move to Fort Salonga, NY"
Amanda: "We can't afford it..."

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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