Forknife Stroonstick

An abomination created by silly slaves at the American University in Blagoevgrad. This shit combines:
-Fork
-Knife

-Spoon
-Chopstick

-Straw

Some myths explain it as follows: When drunk and high devil and God took a shit.

A: There are too many utensils for eating. What can I do???
B: You need the Forknife Stroonstick! It combines everything in one and it makes eating 10 times more convenient!