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Food Friend 

A friend who just hangs around just for food and cares less about anything else.
"So I'm having this party next weekend. Who do you think I should invite?"
"Don't invite John. He's such a food friend."

"I can't wait for the picnic today. There's going to be a lot of food. Maybe I'll be able to talk to Jane."
"Good luck with that. She's just a food friend."
Food Friend by Caleb Lowell April 18, 2012
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Food's Best Friend 

Company slogan or mantra for Lucky Dog Hot Sauce
Diner #1: Hey, you try this Lucky Dog Hot Sauce yet?!?
Diner #2: Hells yeah, that stuff is food's best friend!
Food's Best Friend by Lucky Me December 8, 2012

food fiend 

A food demon that argues over foods being eaten such as noodels and chips.
"My sister is a food fiend she always gets mad when someone eats food in the kitchen"

Shes a damn snack demon too!
food fiend by BigBootyMartha4456 September 13, 2016

stoner friendly food 

any food that does not take much or any time and energy to prepare and eat
stoner friendly foods do not include things like hershey kisses, they are wrapped and take too much mind power to open when baked off ones ass, stoner friendly foods do include foods like chips that u only need to open once
stoner friendly food by Pillsbury419 December 30, 2005

Friends with food benefits 

A person who you go out with just so you can get free food.
1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026