You can't control what makes your dick hard.

An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.
Dude #1: Hey, check out this hot video of a gorilla doing a Cleveland Steamer on a nun.

Dude #2: that's sick!

Dude #1: hey, don't judge. Foley's Law states you can't control what makes your dick hard!
by JohnCheatsAtGorillas November 11, 2022
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