foldgers
foldgers by mooke's zj July 1, 2011
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foldgers
Giving a woman a wake up call by inserting a penis into her vagina. Given the name from the Foldgers coffee song.
Amanda's boyfriend made sure she got to class on time by giving her a Foldgers at 7:30 AM.
Foldgers Theme Song: "The best part of waking up, is with a giant cock in your vagina"
Foldgers Theme Song: "The best part of waking up, is with a giant cock in your vagina"
foldgers by Amanda Baaa December 7, 2006
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Ass smells like Foldgers
1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too long, your ass will smell like coffee grounds.
2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".
2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".
Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!
Reese: Oooo! I want some!
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!
Reese: Oooo! I want some!
Ass smells like Foldgers by FakeAorta August 7, 2012
Folgers Stop
Folgers Stop
A kind of pit-stop one makes within minutes of drinking of cup of Folgers Coffee. A Folgers Stop usually entails running to the nearest bathroom or tree, to have explosive, burning diarrhea.
A kind of pit-stop one makes within minutes of drinking of cup of Folgers Coffee. A Folgers Stop usually entails running to the nearest bathroom or tree, to have explosive, burning diarrhea.
Elisea - "Hey, why is Jessica holding onto her butt and running toward that tree?"
Tamara - "Oh, she just drank a cup of Folgers Coffee. She probably had to make a Folgers Stop"
Tamara - "Oh, she just drank a cup of Folgers Coffee. She probably had to make a Folgers Stop"
Folgers Stop by Jessica, Tamara & Elisea December 21, 2008
folgers
Expelling flatulence in the face of a sleeping friend, consequently waking him or her from smell alone.
folders clubhouse
A forum where folders and folding teams can have fun, challenge each other, take the mickey and generally just smap.
folders clubhouse by logicman_alf September 22, 2008
folgers can
A large-diamater loud exhaust pipe or muffler attached to a tricked out Japanese car that typically scrapes across the ground and makes a car irritatingly loud. See also fart pipe
folgers can by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
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