To wake someone by inserting a finger their butthole. Works just as well as coffee.
by mooke's zj June 30, 2011
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Giving a woman a wake up call by inserting a penis into her vagina. Given the name from the Foldgers coffee song.
Amanda's boyfriend made sure she got to class on time by giving her a Foldgers at 7:30 AM.

Foldgers Theme Song: "The best part of waking up, is with a giant cock in your vagina"
by Amanda Baaa December 6, 2006
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1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too long, your ass will smell like coffee grounds.

2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".
Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!

Reese: Oooo! I want some!
by FakeAorta August 7, 2012
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