Flower King

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A flower king is a person who has your flower and is the king of it. A flower is (according to Monica from F.R.I.E.N.D.S) is your virginity and the person a flower king owns is a bloomer.

C*le, R*ggie and C*nnor are R*byns flower kings. She has been bloomed multiple times.

Flower King by Shit_RuPaul_Says February 27, 2020

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King's Flower

Codename for Weed, Pot, the Marijuana, etc.

Me: "Yo man, let me get some of that King's Flower!"
My Drug Dealer: "Yo I'll sell you an eighth right now!"

King's Flower by SandyToes May 22, 2015

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Flowering Dingle-bush

The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.

The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.

Flowering Dingle-bush by HAMR6660 September 29, 2011

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Flowering Tulip

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip

Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!

Flowering Tulip by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

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Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

Flowering my nuts by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

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Floweringchuu

A social rej- a genshin player who doesn’t know how to stop reposting everything they get on their fyp

Floweringchuu’s repost got on my fyp again. I can’t watch my own tik toks without seeing floweringchuu’s reposts

Floweringchuu by BigDaddyCEO April 15, 2022

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Flowering Heart

A Korean anime-ish series aimed at children. The series is about a young pink-haired girl named Aria, and her friends Suha and Min with their daily adventures and trying to stop Trump's evil plans with the help a matured man named Chess. There is also a young, evil girl named Shuel who later joined forces with Aria after knowing that she had been brainwashed by Trump. This show has 2 seasons so far. It's actually a pretty good series, with lots of humour, school life, and magical girl stuff.

Flowering Heart is a great series. Every episode haseft me in suspense and a cliffhanger situation.

Flowering Heart by LaserImouto November 5, 2023

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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