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Floumph

One who is often seen doing foolish acts of out anger or stupidity. They often destroy important/expensive possessions by accident and frequently engage in foolish behavior for arbitrary reasons.

It is not uncommon for a "flouph" to be a frequent drug user. Moreover, they are often arrested for loitering, trespassing, and other such insignificant crimes.
"Damn, that guy who spilled soda on the picasso paintings is one floumph."

"We all called Rafael a floumph when he threw his phone at the wall because he was angry."

"The Judge finally gave Luigi jail time after his six trespassing convictions."
by Swagmaster "G" May 6, 2012
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Flumphy

A term used for your lover which describes them as being adorable funny with a contagious smile. A person who would withhold this title would be tall, dark and athletic with an obsession with the word ‘AGGHHHHHHHHHHH’
Friend-“Hi who are you waiting for”
You-“I’m waiting for my flumphy”
Friend-“awww isn’t he cute”
Me- “no he’s a flumphy”
(It can only be used for one person and they are called seahorse)
by Seadevil August 22, 2020
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FLOUPHEN

When someone is getting anal and they shit and the shit squeezes around the guys cock.
I was nailing this chicks ass when she flouphened on me.
by Tad Roberts January 20, 2009
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flumph

a round jellyfish like creature with tentacles. Often described as "Weird" by people.
Whoa, man, look at that jellyfish thingie! What is that? A flumph?
by MRDOD October 27, 2003
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Flumph

Verb to describe the movement and result of a dog that sits its belly down on the floor in such a way that all its fur moves outwards across the floor.
The spaniel looked insanely cute when it flumphed on the carpet.
by Gay-9 March 14, 2019
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Flumph

An onomatopoeia to describe the sound of a pillow hitting something.
"Flumph!" said the pillow, as Bob swiftly clouted Sarah in the face with it.
by jeffthejiff December 28, 2005
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flumph

To shrug your shoulders carelessly at something or someone with no energy.
The arab shrugged his shoulders carelessly and said 'flumph'
by bananaaa25595 November 30, 2011
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