Floppycorn

Flacid penis freshly detached from human body, immediately reattached to same human's forehead.

I caught my man cheating on me, so I chopped off his penis and attached it to his forehead thus making him a floppy unicorn. A Floppycorn if you will.

by Sinfullydivine March 9, 2020

Flopcorn

The kernels in the bottom of the popcorn bag that don't pop.

When I got to the bottom of the popcorn bag, there were quite a few flopcorns there and I felt cheated.

by TraceyH115 January 7, 2012

Flopcorn

The pieces of popcorn that don't pop even though you put 2 minutes and shake the bag. Flopcorn might seem like a bad thing, but if you think about it, flopcorn means less popcorn to steal flavor from the other popcorn, and a more buttery, saltier popcorn.

I ate all the popcorn and found flopcorn in the bottom of the bag, it was disappointing, but then I think back to how much better the other popcorn taste, then cheered up.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

flopcorn

the kernels at the bottom of the microwave popcorn bag that do not pop, despite careful cooking timing and bag shaking. flop popcorn

After I'd eaten most of the popcorn, I could see quite a few flopcorns at the bottom of the bag.

by TraceyHS July 30, 2008

floppycock

When an outcome is extremely disappointing or disheartening.

Jerry, its raining outside, oh floppycock!

by floppycock sde November 24, 2011

floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.

Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.

by matt beast November 10, 2008

flappyconfloppyfloppitypussylips

of or pertaining to the labia, or genital lips, of a woman who has systematically been fucked so hard and so many times that the lips have become stretched out so as to resemble big floppy pancakes.

"That bitch has such flappyconfloppyfloppitypussylips that when she walks, it sounds like a cat snackin on a bag of cold cuts"

by Horseclit July 21, 2003