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1. Suffers from reefer madness.
2. Afraid of bears.
3. Doesn't know his last name.
4. Loves dirty rancid poontang
5. Attracted to chinless girls.
Floess did chinless in the washer room.
She was in her period so it was bloody.
floess by Fairbnks February 23, 2005
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Floss Archer 

One that flosses in public without concern for where the projectiles land.
Waitress 1: I just cleaned that window. How did it get so splotched up?
Waitress 2: ...the floss archer over there. He got me in the eye when I refreshed his coffee.
Floss Archer by goose_on_a_roof August 9, 2021
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mental floss

changing your thinking to get rid of useless info
Holy Shit! After that time with those Idiots, I just Had To use mental floss!
mental floss by Starchylde June 9, 2015

Dental floss girl 

A girl/ woman whose pubic hair never shaved or at least 5 inches long. As result when vigorously eating her pussy her long pubic hair get stuck between your teeth.
Oh my god! Lucy was a dental floss girl!!!
When got up next day, I spent hours standing in front of mirror, clearing out her long pubic hair from my teeth!

Floss-Boss

Floss-Boss
Is when you are a boss, Leader, Top dog the one who calls the shots.

A person who flosses expensive things.

One who shows off money, designer clothes, fancy jewelry, cars an Nice homes.
Casto Jr: I see you Stack showing off all yo money and cars,
Big stack: You see me; I’m the real definition of a floss-boss.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

Towel Floss

When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)
My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.

The Floss 

Neighborhood in Brooklyn, Another word for Canarsie
Yo imma pop out the floss inna morning
The Floss by BrooklynboyEliV April 29, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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