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(N) A flobit is a 3 inch tall man or woman like creature that lives underground and monuveres through tunnels that they construct with their fast moving arms. They live alone and if not their with two to three other flobits in one area. They eat anything but Man-Made products.

Hey Bob
Yeah Fred
Theres a Flobit stealing our tomatoes
So kill it then
All right well wheres the shovel

flobit by MR.M055 January 26, 2016

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Flibitiblooblah

What to tell a person when they stop talking.

John: Hey
Wille: Sup
John: ...
Wille: Ey Flibitiblooblah

Flibitiblooblah by Ramso February 3, 2013

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flobot

the nemisis of toast

whoa flobot be stealin all the kissies from toast today!

flobot by flobotoast January 27, 2009

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flip flop floobity flosby

Date Rape by drugging the target wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious and thenhave unconsented sex with the victim.

Bill Cosby like the Flip Flop Floobity Flosby.

flip flop floobity flosby by wolf_on_the_fold September 1, 2017

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Flobots

A amazing rock group from Denver, Colorado.
Much better than a lot of crappy groups from Colorado like 3oh!3.
With their members
Jonny 5
Brer Rabbit
Mackenzie Roberts
Andy Guerrero
Jesse Walker
Kenny Ortiz

They are an amazing group with fantastic music.

"Dude...did you hear that new flobots track?"
"Yeah man! That shit was off the hook!"

Flobots by Pesp February 21, 2010

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Flobster

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

Flobster by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019

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florita

florita is a beautiful and awesome woman she loves food and florita has the biggest ass she always gets the hot guys and is a hot goddess

fan look at that florita

florita by sumoo23 August 26, 2018

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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