Flayton

One who may be possessed by Satan himself. Very ominous and pall. If looked into the eyes may explode into a fireball or be turned into stone.

The man was so FLAYTON when he stabbed that puppy in the head.

by lollolololololollllllooll April 29, 2008

Asbestos flaygon

Used when you cannot understand the pronunciation when an oriental person speaks.
From the Youtube hit and meme, Tuts my Barreh

*At a Korean fast food*
Waiter: Me saff yu. wot yu rike?
Bob: Sorry what was that? I just want one beef fried rice to go.
Waiter: Bif frai rai? Hokey. Anatha?
Bob: What? That's all
Waiter: Chenku
Bob: And asbestos flaygon you too

by stuntdunk June 13, 2013

Flatonia Closet Trap

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.

by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019

Flawton

Group of hillbilly like people from the backwoods of Arkansas and Georgia. Usually unshaven and smelling of their favorite food, grilled possum, they are a kind and simple folk with an unusual penchant for incestual inbreeding. Likeable lot though.

While hunting for deer in the backwoods of Georgia I came upon a family of flawtons.

by DocFlash April 21, 2004

flatone

flatone;the (German: Flatone;der)
Used to explain the highest possible form of a Flatus Maximus.
Commonly used by Pablontologists to threaten morons and Anti-Pablontology.

I just sent a flatone to your momma.
My last flatone pulled out some piece of s***.

by killino March 6, 2009

Flytonomous

The feeling you get when your life is perfect for 30 days in succesion

My new girlfriend has given me head every day for 3 months and I've got 15 raises at work since then. I'm feeling pretty Flytonomous.

by TJ Swaggerson December 2, 2009

Flatonic

A level of comfort in a relationship in which the parties no longer feel the need to hide farts from one another.

After two months of dating, Mike and Teri's relationship has become flatonic; he no longer bothers to move from the couch when passing gas and she no longer runs to the bathroom -- out of embarrassment -- to flatulate.

by AuburnBoy July 11, 2019