Flavenoid 

A fictitious ingredient used in all fast food which causes an intense craving. Each restaurant has its own type. One type usually cannot be substituted for another. This usually leads to eating at different establishments until the specific time frame has passed (Which varies for each individual and flavenoid). Failure to satisfy craving may lead to irrational behavior.

"You're eating fast food again?"
"I can't help it, its the flavenoids"
"You had McDonald's 5 hours ago."
"That's why I am going to Taco Bell"

Flavenoid by y2kmedman March 18, 2013

flavanoid 

stylish marijuana

flava colloquially means "style"; -noid, the suffix of cannabanoids.

homonym for one of the largest nutrient families known to scientists-- flavonoids (bioflavonoids).

Dante: I got that flavanoid: "Frankenstein, Bling, Bling-bling, The Incredible Hulk, The Brown Bomber (makes you shit your pants), The Green Monster"

flavanoid by itpams July 17, 2016

Lipo-Flavonoid 

a natural bioflavonoid product that has been used extensively for decades for the treatment of Meniere’s syndrome and tinnitus. It has been utilized and evaluated in clinical settings for over 50 years, and continues to be the #1 recommendation of doctors for relief of ringing in the ears

Lipo-Flavonoid is the #1 recommendation of doctors for their patients with ringing in the ears

Lipo-Flavonoid by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Flabbenoid 

Like a human, but fatter and jiggly. The wave-like motion of someone’s rump as they descend the stairs.

“Whoa, April! Look at that flabbenoid over there just a jigglin and wigglin down the steps!”

Flabbenoid by BirdnQueen November 9, 2020