Anthony : I was up smashing Flappy Birds til 5am this morning.
Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?
Anthony : 4
Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!
Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.
Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?
Anthony : 4
Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!
Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.
by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 11, 2014
Flappy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits pipes on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to tap to make him fly. He is also blind an has a vagina for a god damn mouth.
"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
by Docto January 31, 2014
a game app created by satan himself
there's this little fucking yellow bird that looks like a retard with a giant eyeball and huge ass fucking red lips and no legs and little wings and is fat as fuck,, this little fat fuck cant even hold his fucking body up for two seconds, so you have to tap him to turn him on and get him flappin or else he goes straight fucking down and dies and lands on his fucking face
his only purpose in life is to fucking flap and get through the green pipes and die. why? because he doesnt have his priorities straight, and all he fucking does is fucking struggle to keep his fat ass up in the air while flying through an endless city through these dumb ass fucking green pipes
i personally think hes the way he is to mess with the people playing his game. his goal is to make all of the victims that fall prey to his sick fucking addictive game mentally unstable. smash in their 200 dollar devices over the anger his game gives his victims. he fools everyone into thinking its just a simple game with a simple goal - get through the green pipes and don't die. but no, he makes it hard as fuck to keep his fat ass in the air and dodge the green pipes.
all im saying is that if u wanna be mentally stable do not download the app
there's this little fucking yellow bird that looks like a retard with a giant eyeball and huge ass fucking red lips and no legs and little wings and is fat as fuck,, this little fat fuck cant even hold his fucking body up for two seconds, so you have to tap him to turn him on and get him flappin or else he goes straight fucking down and dies and lands on his fucking face
his only purpose in life is to fucking flap and get through the green pipes and die. why? because he doesnt have his priorities straight, and all he fucking does is fucking struggle to keep his fat ass up in the air while flying through an endless city through these dumb ass fucking green pipes
i personally think hes the way he is to mess with the people playing his game. his goal is to make all of the victims that fall prey to his sick fucking addictive game mentally unstable. smash in their 200 dollar devices over the anger his game gives his victims. he fools everyone into thinking its just a simple game with a simple goal - get through the green pipes and don't die. but no, he makes it hard as fuck to keep his fat ass in the air and dodge the green pipes.
all im saying is that if u wanna be mentally stable do not download the app
flappy bird is a fatass
by dsjksfnjknvpoop February 05, 2014
A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.
Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.
This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.
This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.
by A WHITE GUY March 10, 2014
Satans Hell Hole.
"Hey Frank , want to go play Flappy Bird together?"
"Actually, I was thinking about committing suicide by myself, but thank you for the offer."
"Actually, I was thinking about committing suicide by myself, but thank you for the offer."
by Ben T Schwartz March 04, 2014
by CrazyGirl1946 January 20, 2014