The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.
Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.
Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
by Design_Flaw April 20, 2011