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Flamin J 

its a way of taking a shot of absinthe. u pour a shot of absinthe into a wine glass. after that u turn the glass side ways without spilling the absinthe. then u get a lighter and set it on fire. at that point u let it burn for a second then turn the wine glass upside down into a regular glass. u keep the wine glass on there for a second. this is when all the gases from burning the absinthe will rise to the top of the wine glass and be traped. then, real quickly u remove the wine glass and place it on a napkin that has a straw under it. right after you do that u take the shot of absinthe from the glass. as soon as ur done with that u suk in the gases through the straw thats under the wine glass. this gives you an experince that hardly nuthing can match.
Hey Jordan that Flamin J got me pretty good last nite.
Flamin J by Flamin J February 16, 2009
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Flaming Jasper 

an unpopular gay person.;

a person who has complete authority, but no one listens to them
you are the only gay person that girls never want to hang around with haha. ;

man I really hate Nichole, she's such a "Flaming Jasper" about this fucking project.

flaming jew 

The Flaming Jew is an alcoholic mixed drink. It consists of:

-1 part hickory smoked whiskey
-1 part Fireball
-2 parts Goldschläger
-3 copper coins dated between 1941-1945
-1 cinnamon stick lightly dipped in horseradish, dipped end used to stir the drink
Bartender! Hit up everyone at the bar with a Flaming Jew! I made an ark-load of moolah today and I'm ready to party...mazel tov, bitches!
flaming jew by ADCGNCOIC October 6, 2020

Flaming Johnson 

When you put Franks Hot Sauce around your penis then stick it in her vagina. On occasion It will give her a rash. Works well as a lubricant.
My boyfriend just gave me a Flaming Johnson. With his huge dick it finally went in but I developed a rash.

Minotaurian Flaming Jizz 

When a minotaur wizard becomes excited in an encounter, and unleashes a load of cum with fire like properties. Nothing can survive it.
After the Spider Necromancer delivered a crushing blow to the company's Cleric, Big Trev avenged the injury by unleashing his Minotaurian Flaming Jizz.
Minotaurian Flaming Jizz by Dazelda October 13, 2011

flaming jew-fro 

A person with red hair and a jew-fro.
Matt has a flaming jew-fro.

flaming jackass

a really huge dumbass. Who pisses someone off so bad that they scream "Oh my god, your a flaming jackass!"
Why'd you throw the ball at me? I wasn't looking you flaming jackass!
flaming jackass by Dibin October 18, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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