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Five-Star energy drink 

The act of combining a five hour energy with a rockstar. As many of you know five hour energy works, but tastes awful, so we came up with a chaser, a rock star. nicknamed the five star we recommend it for all your all nighters.
Guy 1: Damn dude my lit teacher assigned so much homework i think i may have to pull an all-nighter.

Guy 2: Well you better pick up a five-star energy drink bro. You know they say its a slap of energy to your face.

Guy 1: This is true...
Five-Star energy drink by Teets 22 December 16, 2010
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