Fitchu

The french way of saying F-U. It is also the polite way. Instead of using the nonsense F-bombs. You could also use this if you have to sneeze or if you are faking a sneeze.

A car pulls out in front of Kali, you say Fitchu.

Fitchu by megahhhleee. December 5, 2009

Fitcunt 

A term coined by the chronically ill, to describe the annoying yoga loving, quinoa eating twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and the avoidance of trans fats (or some other fad) for pretty much every illness, disability or ailment. You know the sort.

"Hey man, you still got that lazy thing?"
"Yep. It's a lifelong illness. No cure"
"You know, my aunt had that too. She just went on this amazing gluten free, protein rich diet, and she's completely cured. Just ran a marathon last week"
"Dude, stop being such a fitcunt! There's no cure!"

Fitcunt by AllTheSpoons February 20, 2018

futchu 

a different way to say fuck you

futchu bitch

futchu by TheLadyBlacknight September 20, 2023

skitchin my fitchin 

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

skitchin my fitchin by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A usually overpriced store with a huge lack in lighting, and should be sued for air pollution.

Person: Hi, welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch, would you like a flashlight and a gas mask?

Abercrombie & Fitch by Winxx May 20, 2013

John Fitch Vodka 

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.

Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."

John Fitch Vodka by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009

Abercrombie and Fitch 

You're nothing if you're not Perfect...

First off, I used to work as an in store model in the London store of Abercrombie and Fitch. I didn't go for the job because i loved the store or the clothes(actually i'd never even been in!), i got scouted and thought i'd have a go as i need some extra money. At the interveiw/casting we had our pictures taken and then sat in a group and were asked questions. One of which was "why do you think diversity is important in the work place?"i answered the question and didn't give it another thought until I got the job and went for the training day. We sat in a small room waiting to start and i look around. Every single girl in the room was over 5'8", thin and gorgeous. Every guy was muscular tanned and very attractive. As the day went on and the rules came out it got more and more clear that they didn't want even the tinest bit of diversity. They have a mold and the expect you to stick to it. Everyday before you work you are checked by the "visual" team. If they deem you unfit to take the floor, you get put in the stock room underground. I completely agree with some of the people saying "it's just a store! let people wear what they want!" but at the end of the day it's not. It's a brand image that makes kids believe you're nothing if you're not perfect.

Abercrombie and Fitch by Cassie A July 4, 2009