Firefightery 

Used to describe something pretaining to fighting fires. Such object usually causes sexually inexperienced women to climax at the sight or sound of said object. Men kneel before such greatness out of respect.

Check out that dude pulling the basket full of nimbly kittens from the burning house! That shit is so firefightery!

Firefightery by Murrika! December 2, 2010

Glory Firefighter

That guy who becomes a firefighter so he can put pictures of himself on Facebook and brag to his friends about all the babies he's saved even though he's the new probie who's only been on for a month and has no idea what he's getting in to.

This person doesn't pull his weight around the station, but why should he since he's a god? Chances are, this person hasn't even been in a real fire before.

Joe is such a glory firefighter, all he does is update his Facebook while he's not paying attention in training meetings about how much he loves being a firefighter.

Joe has been real quiet since we ran that bad car accident last Wednesday. I wonder how much he loves being a hero now that he's seen what we really do here.

Glory Firefighter by Ladder16 November 27, 2011

Two Story Firefighter 

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.

Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*

Two Story Firefighter by Wantacow March 15, 2009

Junior firefighter 

A junior firefighter or commonly known as explorer helps out the real firemen they get the bunker gear that firemen wear and they do everything a normal fireman would do except go into the building... They do things from changing air packs to Spraying the hose at the fire outside of the building many junior firefighters are so dedicated to the program they go to real firefighter meetings and drills....most explorers end up being real firefighters in the longrun Being a junior firefighter is great and will set a fun expierence for you As i said before you Get Bunker gear known as the equipment Firemen wear into the building Being a junior firefighter is GREAT!

Fireman:Hey Buddy/explorer Heres my air pack Change out the tank for me
Junior firefighter:Okay will do!
Fireman:Hey explorer! Get that hose out of the back pumper! Get it hooked up to the hydrant and spray that right window!
Junior firefighter:I love this program its the best

Junior firefighter by Exploreroffirefighting May 11, 2011

Friendly Firefighter 

The Friendly Firefighter is a sexual position where a man stands behind a standing woman and puts his penis between her legs. When he cums she is able to use his dick as her own and shoot and whatever target she wants including other women or men.

Diane and I did the Friendly Firefighter all over the curtains, couch, and coffee table of the Airbnb.

Friendly Firefighter by BearTwoDope September 19, 2023

Alaskan firefighter 

The act of lighting a female's bush on fire and extinguishing the flames with your cum.

Timmy gave his girl the Alaskan firefighter last night.

Alaskan firefighter by Timmy at RAS May 2, 2014

The Amazon Firefighter 

This can be accomplished while you are having some great sex with a girl. When you start reaching your climax, grab a zippo and light her pussyhair on fire, then pull out your dick and extinguish it with your load.

Simon: Dude, did you have sex with Hannah yesterday, after the party?
John: Yeah, i lid her pussy on fire and pulled off The Amazon Firefighter.
Simon: Fuckin' sweet dude.
Arthur: A guy did that to me once. I ended up with 3rd degree burns in my ass.
John: What the fuck Arthur!?
Simon: Let's get the fuck outta here.

The Amazon Firefighter by Fapmaster November 28, 2012