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Filomene 

This is a girl you can not trust. She will cheat on every boyfriend she has, with another girls boyfriend. She shoves hot dogs up her vagina, and hooks up with coach Carr above the auditorium. You don't want to be this girl's friend, you would rather be her enemy, cause this girl is a pussy ass bitch.
"Dude Filomene hooked up with Chris and Mike! I feel bad for her boyfriend Charlie"
"What a pussy ass bitch"
Filomene by drmeredithgray2008 October 2, 2016
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Filomena 

Usually dark hair from italian decent. A Very beautiful girl, with a warm and loving heart, an amazing personality and you will be lucky to encounter a Filomena in your lifetime. Most Filomena's have pretty brown eyes that you can get lost in. With a smile as warm as the august sun. But be careful, to much aggressiveness on your part may push one away. A Filomena is usually shy and hides her emotions. She makes a great lover and an awesome friend. And if you are lucky enough to have a Filomena in your life then you best treat her with some respect and treat her like a the lady she is! Usually a Hard working girl; with sexy lips that you want to kiss! But dont want to scare a Filomena away! because coming across a Filomena is a rare yet beautiful thing. A Filomena is always a good time; and down for an adventure whenever there is an opportunity for one!

Don't play no games with a Filomena, they know what they want and don't take no shit from you fellas. A strong independent women. NOW next time a Filomena walks in your life, treat her with some respect and be thankful.
Dude 1 : hey man your new girl seems pretty cool ?
Dude 2: Yeah, but she's not a Filomena ..

girl 1: omg look how tanned that girl is....?
girl 2: well duhhh she IS a Filomena.. what u expect?
Filomena by dudebud September 1, 2011
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filomena 

a hot name for smoking hot italian chicks
Yo, you know that Filomena girl?

awww geeeeez that bitch be hella bangin!!!!!!
filomena by Filomena January 3, 2008

Filomeno 

Greek origin. Meaning "Loving"
Name usually belonging to a very handsome man who has a heart of gold!

Definitely a keeper ;)
Damn! Filomeno hot!
Filomeno by nimsayy January 19, 2021
Everlasting! Organic! Pure! Beautifully natural. Looks best naked. A true nurturer! One who leaves no ONE behind. Cares for all and shares what she has. Best person to be stuck on an island with. Definitely a survivor!
Filomenia would understand.

Filomena 

She's really short and cute. Very pretty and good at school. Her parents spoil her because she gets good grades. When she's not studying she's usually pranking her friends. She's really funny, bubbly and likes to hang out at the Mall on the weekends. She's exactly like her father very cunning. She never gives correct information about her life , always has people guessing. Only her best friends know her secrets and they've been with her since prep. Filomena plays netball and eats a lot of fruit especially stone fruit. She likes to act dumb sometimes so she gets the upper hand, Ha Ha. She's acts like a child and loves to watch Planet of the apes. She likes Ceaser.
Filomena likes Lorry but he doesn't like her. His two faced and cruel but good looking.
Filomena by Proudhunter April 23, 2018

filomena 

the smelliest of smelly farts, when someone farts, sharks, or shits there pants. a filomena usually occurs after a previous night of eating enchilladas.
(someone farts)... HOLY FILOMENA that reeks (smells like dead corpse)
filomena by guadaloupe martinez April 3, 2019
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