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Figluster

Somebody under the impression of stupidity yet whom well... is stupid or doesn't know what they are doing.

May refer to Redheads, Blondes, High School girls, Sports people, and that annoying person that you just hate because they seem like you never listen so they get into your face about it yet they are even worse than you.
Girl: Catch the ball "idiot!" (Emphasis on the word)
Why can't you catch the freaking ball!?

Dude 1: She's being a plastic bitch today.

You: Yeh, she's being a Figluster atm...

Dude 1: Look, she just missed the ball and she thinks she's all good.

You: That's a Figluster, flawlessly perfect form.

Dude 2: Dude, is she smoking a blunt.

You: yeh, she thinks she's rich all of the sudden for some reason.

Dude 1: Where she at now

You: In the Porta-Potty of the U.S.

Dude 2: And that is?

You: A Trailer park in the state of Delaware.

Dude 2: What a fucking Figluster!

You: You called it dude...
by HDM528 December 3, 2010
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Love flustered

A term for when you act stupid, flustered, go blank, or most when your IQ dips into single digits due to infatuation.

A good example of this phenomenon is when you meet a good looking girl and all you can say is " hum erm guh duh"
" hum erm guh duh" was all that love flustered greg could get out when he met melody
by Theamazinggeek April 9, 2019
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Flusterfuss

One who is easily flustered, to the point of absurd flamboyancy.
stranger-"Hello, Gary!"

gary-"Ohh! Oh! Me-oh-my-oh gee!"
(Said whilst flapping hands about by the wrist-joint)

Gary is a flusterfuss.
by Johhny The Biggest Boi October 11, 2011
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Flustered

“My crush literally just came up to me and gave me a hug…I was so flustered I almost screamed

“Yea when he kissed me my heart started beating so fast and I couldn’t stop blushing, I think I was flustered.”
by Saddbitch.org February 4, 2022
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Flustered

The girl was flustered after what her boyfriend said to her”
by Mcdaddydoo November 27, 2021
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Fanny Flustered

Experiencing butthurt and distress usually as result of being trolled or ridiculed.
Alejandro got all fanny flustered when his friends made fun of his favorite game, GTA IV.
by Buster Slammin September 13, 2012
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fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.
One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.
by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010
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