As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.
by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 9, 2015
When you go to a club and you see a huge patch of dudes standing around with their drinks. (mushrooms are a phallic symbol).
by grimmortician December 5, 2007