Fi-J

A dude with a vagina that smells like fish, usually a complete douche bag who thinks he is cool but is not and/or has a zit face and a pig nose.

Wow do you smell that discusting fi-j odor!?

Now that kid has a fi-j!

by Haha:Dman32 May 25, 2009

Fi-jack

–verb (used with object). The act or instance of hijacking an unprotected WiFi signal from a nearby wireless network without the owner knowing it. Best conducted whilst sitting as inconspicuously as possible near a window to avoid exposure; also because Wi-Fi signals travel better through glass than through solid walls.

1) "Hey John I know you're on the road but I just wanted to see if you got my e-mail."

"Yeah man, I just pulled over in front of some random house and fi-jacked their wireless connection with my iPod to check on it. Looks good."

2) "Hey John how much are you paying for internet access?"

"Actually nothing. My neighbors are dumb enough to leave their wireless network open, so I just Fi-Jack them them all day long."

by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 10, 2010

Fi Jamma Slamma

{fy-jahm-mah-slahm-mah} noun, 1. a physical fight or altercation involving a large number of people - usually involving weapons such as bats, sticks, knives, brass nuckles, etc. 2. a rumble

We're getting ready for tonight's fi jamma slamma. Are you in? If so, bring a weapon.

Last night's fi jamma slamma involved more than fifteen people - with three being hurt badly.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.

Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.

by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 20, 2014

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife July 11, 2025

F.I.G.J.A.M.

FCUK I'M GOOD, JUST ASK ME - australian slang term for person known for big noting themselves constantly

that (insert name here) is such a F.I.G.J.A.M.

by swinehunte August 28, 2006

F.I.G.J.A.M

Cameron.....seriously, just ask him....he will tell you.

Cameron,

Yes i'm fucking good, thanks for asking, F.I.G.J.A.M

by Partybus2014 January 10, 2021