Fern Ticket

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–noun: Used by couples to go in to the ferns for sexual activities.

After a enjoyable walk in the countryside, Stuart and Fran decided to use their Fern Ticket to round off a great day.

Fern Ticket by Shaftusmaximus May 8, 2008

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fern ticket

By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.

Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.

Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.

fern ticket by Big Pimpin Radfad October 8, 2009

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