When one has a social, economic or health related nadir or low-point in their existence. A time in one's life when one is super-not-killing-it. A time when one got fat.
"Oh dude, my girl's all bummed and eating like crazy. She's full-on Fat Wattson right meow."
This describes an entity living or non-living that is as elegant and perfect as Emma Watson but has some small not-so-perfect characteristic(s) that might turn off some people. In other words, it can also be similar to "almost perfect".
Dude, I got the latest 16-inch MacBook Pro from my company but it's heavy and too big. It's like Emma Watson but fat.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.