farting at a fan

1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3) Similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot."

Fred: "I got really annoyed at work today, so I told my boss to shut up."

Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."

by freemason5600 November 04, 2011

gone like a fart in a fan factory

someone or something that disappears suddenly.

Baz was gone like a fart in a fan factory

by jimimbo March 27, 2007

Fart Fanning

The act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love.

John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”

Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”

John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?

by Stealth KC May 05, 2010

Fart fan

1. The proper name of the bathroom exhaust fan. It's purpose is allow moisture and smells to vent, prohibiting mildew growth, and nauseous guests.

Kevin: Becca, there is no fart fan downstairs, you have to use the bathroom upstairs if you need to take a dump.

Becca: I'm good, thanks.

by zombiedater January 19, 2010

Farting Fan

The act of passing gas into a fan, Causing the fan to blow an odorous breeze to a nearby person.

Dude, I'm gonna pull a Farting Fan in Mrs. Morris's class. It will be so funny!

by ImCarterTHof January 12, 2014

fart fan

n.

1. the ventilating fan in the restroom that you turn on while you poop.

"make sure to turn on the fart fan when you're in there!"

by Christopher Garza February 04, 2005

Fart fan

A creepy-ass piece of plastic in most bathrooms that is commonly loud, rattles alot, and is generally a waste of electricity. The only use they truly have is to be destroyed and have it’s remains thrown into a dumpster.

That goddamned fart fan caught the house on fire!
I’m scared of that thing please don’t turn it on!

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 08, 2022