Fanny hands 

The hands of a person who pickpockets fanny packs, specifically fanny packs worn on the rear rather then the front side.

The thief used his dirty fanny hands to take the money out of the old ladies fanny pack without her even knowing.

Fanny hands by FannyHandsMcGee November 7, 2011

Edward Fancy Hands 

Edward Fancy Hands is very similar to Edward 40 Hands except...more fancy. Instead of taping a 40 to each hand, you tape a 750mL bottle of wine to each hand. Same rules apply as for Edward 40 Hands. This is not to be attempted by novice drinkers, even though the game is similar to Edward 40 Hands, the outcome is much different.

A person after Edward 40 Hands:
"Wow I'm nice and drunk but I still know what I'm doing and having fun!"

A person after Edward Fancy Hands:
*belligerently screaming* "Hey bitch, show me your boobs!"

Edward Fancy Hands by donkeyass March 25, 2007

Funny Hands

This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.

That guy, yea, he is Funny Hands

Funny Hands by mahinman August 11, 2019

Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.

"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."

Second Hand Funny by blobygook May 23, 2013

Fancy down town handshake. 

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

Fancy down town handshake. by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012