Fanny Winker

A fanny winker is a skirt that is way too short to be acceptable to wear in public.

"Hey did you see Stacey last night?"
"Yeah dude she was wearing a total fanny winker!"

"Dude did you see Staceys fanny winker last night?"
"Yeah I saw ass cheek and everything!"

by *Moon+Stars* August 2, 2015

FANNY WANKER

well a fanny wanker is a girl hu pulls the lips of her fanny (the labia) up and down this is a fanny wank

god ur ur such a fanny wanker go n av a fanny wank u fanker (fanny + wanker = fanker)

by jodiexxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2005

FANNY WANKER

A female who is an idiot

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know

by Joey February 15, 2005

fannywanker

A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.

A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"

by Hays August 14, 2007