A fanny winker is a skirt that is way too short to be acceptable to wear in public.

"Hey did you see Stacey last night?"
"Yeah dude she was wearing a total fanny winker!"
"Dude did you see Staceys fanny winker last night?"
"Yeah I saw ass cheek and everything!"
by *Moon+Stars* July 13, 2015
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