False Friction
Alliterative phrase used when someone is paranoid that there is "friction" (tension) between them and someone else. The "friction" is usually exaggerated and "false", e.g. non existent.
1)
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"
2)
A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"
2)
A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"
False Friction by False Friction September 8, 2005
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