When you get anal probed by a ruler and a tonge flatener at the same time. Also bomb Iraq with a bomb made by arabs becuase you are a dirty smelly arab, and if you read this your a faggot who likes to take it up the arse
you know that smelly fairwhether guy. yeah he likes to get anal probed and bomb Iraq. Lets Get the smelly fucker.
Sports Fans who only cheer for or pay attention to a team when they are winning. Usually likes to be on the winning side of the coin. Usually looked down upon by serious fans.
Tony: "I thought you were a Florida Fan?"
Rob: "I was last year but I think this year Alabama is winning and I have always kinda liked them a little better"
Tony: "I didn't know you were such Fairweather Johnson, you suck."
Someone who is with you when times are good but will bail or dump you. When times get tough but will get back with you when times get good again.
Evan and King are in a Fairweather Relationship King dumps Evan when they are having trouble or when things get to hard. And gets him back when things are smooth again.
Someone who poses as a friend when it suits them, but are shady or shonky at other times.
After Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a fairweather friend.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*