Fagtail 

A short ponytail worn by a guy with long hair, usually tied back with a rubber band.

That kid in my soccer team with the fagtail

Fagtail by benham June 14, 2006

Back-Hand Fantail 

Luxurious form of male masturbation.

Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.

Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.

Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.

Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.

Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.

Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?

Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.

Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.

Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?

Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.

Hayden: Living large!

Back-Hand Fantail by M Dogg Diggity April 28, 2009

Fantail Liberty 

The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.

Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.

Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.

Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.

Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!

-Fantail Liberty

Fantail Liberty by BlackCancer October 23, 2009

Fagtallion 

When a man's anal beard is larger than his cock and balls combined. Similar but different to ragtallion

You've got a massive fagtallion!

Fagtallion by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

fantail 

The fan-shaped patch of hair just above a guy's butt.

He's got as much hair on his fantail as he has in his crotch.

fantail by Evan69 August 15, 2010

fagtalk 

a set of slang used by homosexuals and faghags.

I can't understand Owen! He keeps talking in fagtalk!

fagtalk by Rick Shroter November 6, 2004

Fagtillis 

The person who sucks way more dicks in one day than you ever could. Even if you were gay and actually wanted to suck a bunch of other guys dicks.

"Dude, I can totally suck more dicks than you."

"Eew, dude, that's so gay! You're such a fagtillis."

Fagtillis by JustCum December 5, 2009