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Faggotborn

No ordinary faggot, this faggot has exceptional abilities. Often found in forums or Call of Duty Multiplayer matches. Can be considered an antonym to Dragonborn, but instead of being an awesome dragon-slaying machine, the only thing he slays is fun. Often mocks you over the mic using retard noises, his high pitched voice (can be referred to as Faggot tongue), or really bad, juvenile "burns". If met IRL, he will appear as a normal child, but beware, he is born with the soul of the mightiest of faggots.
"Dude, this camping faggotborn is such a buzzkill!"
Faggotborn by Hoodoolum September 18, 2012
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FaggotMonth 

A month for corporations to compete in the woke Olympics. Rejoice sodomites, the corporate world has plans for you!
Fred: Oh god Greg, is it FaggotMonth already?
Greg: Get ready for 30 days of degeneracy, shoved down your throat. Just the way they like it.
FaggotMonth by Dura San Gi June 1, 2022
Mike : i know what transformer you will be!
Jay: What transformer?
Mike: Faggotron!!!
Jay: :/...
Faggotron by OjMann April 14, 2011

Faggotron-5000 

When somebody is being so extremely unenjoyable and faggot-like, you can't think of any other word to call them except for Faggotron-5000.
Man, Jeff won't quit cock-blocking me in front of Linda, what a Faggotron-5000!
Faggotron-5000 by FreakinFreakk July 28, 2011

faggotory rape 

A crime where a man is charged with having sex with a male child under the age of 18 (with or without consent).
Pit: Yo dude, did you hear about our teacher Mr. Marv?
Dit: No man, what happened?
Pit: It was the front headline of the newspaper this morning. He's serving five years in jail for faggotory rape.
Dit: I always knew he was messed up.
faggotory rape by Legit.Shit. May 29, 2010
In pseudo-physics: a theoretical subatomic particle responsible for homosexuality. Alo known as the gay particle.
Physicists spent billions of dollars on a particle accelerator much bigger than CERN in order to determine whether or not faggotons exist in our universe.
faggoton by Play 4 Keeps March 30, 2010

Faggotorial 

Article reflecting official faggy opinions of a magazine or any official statement that:

1- Holds a faggy position on an important subject OR a strong position on a faggy subject
2- Is a stroke job aimed at impressing or pleasing a particular faggy audience rather than expressing true views.
3- Is held by a faggot
Stone Cold Steve Austin had a faggotorial on faggots.
Faggotorial by selfimportantsht April 26, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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