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Fagglemuffin 

This is a person who obviously sucks at life. They have no firends and if they do, they are Shneehaws or bitchtits. These are people who are frequently made fun of and left out, but with good reason.
"Give me back my waffle yeh fagglemuffin!"

"Stop being a little fagglemuffin yeh bitchtit!"

"Shneehaw is a fagglemuffin.
Fagglemuffin by shortygam April 3, 2010

Faggamuffin 

A disheveled gay dude, most likely trying to pull off the hipster doofus bit, but can't assemble a single-speed bike to save his skinny-assed life.
"Your boy Bryce seems to know his way around Salvation Army."

"Whatever are you talking about, Randolf?"

"Oh, come on Thaddeus; 'she's' an absolute faggamuffin!"
Faggamuffin by g-thompson January 5, 2009

Faggermuffin 

A more fun way to say fag, but not in a rude way, in a funny way.
Person 1: Haha yr a loser
Person 2: I see my little friend is a faggermuffin ^__^
Faggermuffin by Lovelytoes June 27, 2007

faggamuffin 

Usually a freshman in highschool that resembles a fag. He aslo has flippy hair, hence the muffin reference.
That kid is such a faggamuffin!
faggamuffin by Ping4life February 27, 2008

faggmuffin 

When a person of low skill (n00b) acts tough and threayens you repeatedly just to annoy you; A threat from a n00b that is said repeatedly
a) hey man screw you! oh i so owned you!

b) shut up faggmuffin
faggmuffin by Homer's my name... August 26, 2009

faggmuffin 

A horrible person, who has no common sense.
He just ran into that wall! What a faggmuffin!
faggmuffin by Bobbee(: August 2, 2008

hagglemuffin 

Street walker. Hooker. Prostitute. Someone who is willing to haggle over their muffin.
She wanted a Benjamin, but since she’s a hagglemuffin I talked her into fifty.
hagglemuffin by Billie V Wilkins August 2, 2020
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