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Fagathan 

Fagathan is a combination of fag and Jonathan. Usually used to describe an emotionless, cowardly, deceitful prick. Who cannot own up to anything and has a ridiculously large false ego.
Friend 1: "Wow you're being a Fagathan right now."
Friend 2: "That is very offensive, I'm not a complete douchebag."
Friend 1: "You're right, you actually have compassion and a decent moral standing."
Fagathan by harshdragons9997 February 10, 2014
Words you can keep
Middleaged, Overweight, Achoholic, Gay, Prostitute who is just the nastyest, most greasy fag you have ever seen
Tom- Eww is that you I smell?
Betty- No, that was her.
Tom- Who?
Betty- No, Her over there digging in that trash can with her crack hanging out.
Tom- Oh, you mean Fagatha over there, eww she looks like she was rolled in to some Crisco.
Fagatha by John Pidcock December 22, 2008
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Fagatang 

A combination of the words faggot ass orangutan. Which means someone is gay, an ass, ugly, fat, and monkey brained.
Damn she looks like a fag, an ass, ugly, and fat. Not to mention monkey brained.
Which means shes a fagatang.
Fagatang by Keofucked November 9, 2020
1. An activity of the orgy persuasion. Participants are predominantly male and pre-op transexuals. Last for roughly 6 hours with fluids being replenished by the consumption of other participants semen.
Jack decided to enter his first fagathon after years of training.
Fagathon by mesohorny1234 April 26, 2010

Fagatha Christie 

1. Swagging and fagging at the same time.
2. Someone who is very skilled at getting faggy.
3. When you're getting down with the boys but you're actually going down on the boys.
1. Sean was definitely pulling a Fagatha Christie when he walked in with his cane last week.
2. He doesn't wear nice enough clothes, definitely not the Fagatha Christie we're looking for.
3."Hey Bro's, wanna chill tonight? Promise, no fagatha christie's."
Fagatha Christie by Brodino October 7, 2011
A Fagathon is a gay festival that often takes place in Laguna Beach, CA. Fags all around the world join together in a race of penis. With everymans' sweaty balls slapping eachothers asses. Often times you will see the fags of the world stop for a gay sex adventure. On the sidlines of the race they have bathtubs filled with oils, mud, whipped cream and just about any other stucky material a gay person would want to roll around in. Boys are invited also only if under the age of 5. The run a 5 mile race down the middle of laguna beach. Women are not invited unless they have a penis.
"Hey Vaughyn you want to slap some guys ass tommorrow at the fagathon tommorrow?" said Timmy "Sure Timmy we'll have a great time."
fagathon by Autobaahn February 5, 2007
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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