n. a large nosed bird with the iq of a garden snail. squawks and puffs its chest to attract female attention. sadly this bird is the only remaining specimen of its species and repulses all female birds of other sorts... due to the size of the nasal cavity he can smell feces up to seven miles away... this is necessary due to the fact that the Faden runs solely on shit.
The Faden never gets laid but somehow has a single offspring...
is the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Control. Jesse isn't the usual sarcastic, quippy girl you used to know. Her appearance is unremarkable and somewhat disheveled, she's pretty humorless, and, at times, her behavior borders on desperate. However Jesse is striking, not just because of her bright red hair and her strong jaw but because she stands with her shoulders squared, feet planted like she’s ready to fight. It is kind of sexy that she has that confidence.
Agents: Director we need help at sector 18!!
Jesse Faden: I will be right there.
after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*