Faden

2 human beings that were a long lost love until reuniting out of nowhere.

Faden- I'm brady and I like faith.

Faden by ThePopiiMan14 May 3, 2018

Faden

n. a large nosed bird with the iq of a garden snail. squawks and puffs its chest to attract female attention. sadly this bird is the only remaining specimen of its species and repulses all female birds of other sorts... due to the size of the nasal cavity he can smell feces up to seven miles away... this is necessary due to the fact that the Faden runs solely on shit.

The Faden never gets laid but somehow has a single offspring...

Hey that Faden shit on our porch again...

Faden by Nerfherder Deluxe July 6, 2010

faden

he is so cute and definitely gets bitches.

He is the nicest person you’ll ever meet!

person 1: i love faden!!

faden by bridjjdjdjd July 30, 2022

Jesse Faden 

is the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Control. Jesse isn't the usual sarcastic, quippy girl you used to know. Her appearance is unremarkable and somewhat disheveled, she's pretty humorless, and, at times, her behavior borders on desperate. However Jesse is striking, not just because of her bright red hair and her strong jaw but because she stands with her shoulders squared, feet planted like she’s ready to fight. It is kind of sexy that she has that confidence.

Agents: Director we need help at sector 18!!
Jesse Faden: I will be right there.

Jesse Faden by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

Faded than a hoe 

How you feel after hitting a blinker or a dabbington. Need I say more?

I only got five things to say: FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE.

Faded than a hoe by splurgio October 13, 2022

Cross faded 

When you high as shit but shit faced drunk at the same time

I took 7 bong rips and 5 shots I was cross faded as fuck

Cross faded by Little boy Johnny June 12, 2016