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When you send a message, wall post, or comment on someone else's Facebook page expecting a response, but you don't get one. Then you see them on Facebook for the next few days but they still never respond.

Guy 1:I was talking to this girl on Facebook and thinking we had a spark going, I asked for her phone number, but she never answered.
Guy 2: Oooh. You just got Facejected hard.

Facejected by AllDay69 April 27, 2009

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Facejacked

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.

Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked

Facejacked by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010

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facejacked

When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.

"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."

facejacked by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009

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Frejected

A compound word of 'freakin' and 'rejected.' Commonly used when someone gets rejected at an embarrassing moment.

Friends- "Tom, go ask that hot babe out!"
Tom- "Ight... Hey girl, what it do, baby boo?"
Shontelle- "Ugh, whatever, cracker. I already got a boo."
Friends- "HAHA YOU GOT FREJECTED TOM!"

Frejected by LaniyLani November 21, 2010

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facejacked

When a "friend" posts something on your facebook wall that is publicly visible and is a blatant negative to you and your friends.

I was on facebook yesterday and was facejacked by the lame band promoting the show.

facejacked by The Plan Man -B 2 the Thornton September 15, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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