Face Puncher
One who will absolutely without a doubt punch you in the face. This person must also be able to destroy Vin Diesel, as he is the ultimate sucky.
Face Puncher by Kenshi-Mori May 16, 2005
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And then I punched him/her in the face.
I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.
And then I punched him/her in the face. by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011
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Face Puncher • verbally punched in the face • punched in the face • punched in the face by urine • And then I punched him/her in the face. • Someone who's never been punched in the face • <.7.9.7.6.>Ubisoft's Rainbow Six: Siege Punches You Dead In The Face As In Individual<.7.9.7.6> • <.7.9.7.6.>Ubisoft's Rainbow Six Vegas Punches You Dead In The Face As In Individual<.7.9.7.6> • <.7.9.7.6.>Ubisoft's Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Punches You Dead In The Face As In Individual<.7.9.7.6> • <.7.9.7.6.>Ubisoft's Rainbow Six Vegas Two Punches You Dead In The Face As In Individual<.7.9.7.6>
punched in the face by urine
metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
punched in the face by urine by tinogrrl January 12, 2011
punched in the face
When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.
Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
punched in the face by Estep March 30, 2009
Someone who's never been punched in the face
A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.
God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.
Someone who's never been punched in the face by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021
verbally punched in the face
Girl: Zack you're such an stupid guy, I'm gonna copulate with your best friend!
Zack: Well I just got verbally punched in the face!
Zack: Well I just got verbally punched in the face!
verbally punched in the face by Kiteshugo June 9, 2010
Punched in the face
Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"
Punched in the face by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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