Face Fail
Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"
You: "Face fail"
You: "Face fail"
Face Fail by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009
Words you can keep
Fail Face
coined by Claudia C. from DTLA, it's a person (mostly a guy) who pretends he's a friend but acts otherwise; a person who does major cock-blocking and tries to isolate you in a group event or away from your friends; a person who seems cool and dateable at first but actually is a stalker in training; a person you should really stay away from.
1. "what happened to that guy you were dating?"
"oh, he turned out to be a total fail face. NEXT!"
2. "omg, fail face is over there. RUUUUUUN!"
"oh, he turned out to be a total fail face. NEXT!"
2. "omg, fail face is over there. RUUUUUUN!"
Fail Face by Claudia.Is.Boss July 19, 2009
Related Words
Gay Fail Face
A face made by a gay guy, usually when taking a photograph, whereas the said gay guy's lips are pooched out in an effort to look like a cracked out model. Possibly inspired by Derek Zoolander's signature pose, Blue Steel.
Gay Fail Face by GFFblogger March 1, 2010
failure face
a failure. The extension to "failure face" is rooted in the school of thought that adding "face" to something makes it stronger or more convincing. See penisface & dickface.
failure face by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004
Sense of Humour Failure Face
When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.
Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)
Sense of Humour Failure Face by Maxctran May 26, 2016
Failure Face
One who is either prone to failure, deserves to fail, or who's peers wish would fail, particularly exceptionally lazy and unmotivated people
Failure Face by Special_K February 14, 2003
Facefailing
Kid "I failed my exam" = - Friend "Didn't you revise" - Kid "[No I was on Facebook all night." - Friend "You need to stop facefailing."
Facefailing by Should be doing work right now February 21, 2010
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!